I like science, really. I mean, I make my living there explaining things to children such as photosynthesis, the electrostatic energy, the greenhouse effect and so on. But I'm also a person tends exponentially to the blunders and this led me to a wide range of situations quite embarrassing ...
likely to list all the fool that I did I'd need a lot of pages tends to infinity, so I'll just mention the most glaring and recent, hoping that with time you learn, before you open your mouth, that make attention to what I'm about to say.
At work
Enlil: The LED bulbs are the new generation made of silicone. (Instead of silicon)
Children: ...
Children: How to Pamela Anderson?
Enlil: The paper is produced from cellulose. (Instead of "cellulose")
Teacher: Cellulite?!
Enlil: Um, I said ... if it were produced by cells, we would have imagined when paper!
Enlil: Inside the cell contains ectoplasm. (Instead of "cytoplasm")
Children: Would you say that within us there are ghosts?!
university
Enlil: The different branches of bioethics ... (Instead of "branches")
Professor: ...
Professor: I did not know that bioethics breathe underwater.
Enlil: Not forgetting the BANK OF THE PENIS. (Instead of "seed bank")
Professor:! Student
this consideration: I certainly I did not forget the bank of the penis!
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